Office of the Meme
and associated onchain accounts · Robinhood Chain
Launches · race to graduation
| Token | Pair | Curve | Status | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
 Negative Oil $NEGATIVE | USO | pair approved | not yet launched | page |
 Skinny Pen $SKINNY | LLY | pair approved | not yet launched | page |
 Free Wifi $FREEWIFI | WYFI | pair approved | not yet launched | page |
 Trojan $TROJAN | TSM | pair approved | not yet launched | page |
 Bacon Hair $BACON | RBLX | pair approved | not yet launched | page |
 Sky High $SKYHIGH | SKHY | pair approved | not yet launched | page |
 Dude $DUDE | DELL | pair approved | not yet launched | page |
Read from each bonding curve every ten seconds. Last read —.
Method
Robinhood puts a stock on chain. pons approves it as a pair. Within seconds, this office launches a meme against it, with a name, a seal, a page, and a fee that flows to the Pot.
Every token here is a fixed-supply bonding curve quoted in a tokenized stock. It graduates into a locked Uniswap v4 pool when the curve fills. No team allocation. One Pot. Not affiliated with any of the companies, with Robinhood, or with pons.
Questions
- What is $OFFICE?
- A fixed-supply token on pons whose creator fees, and the creator fees of every meme this office launches, accumulate in one contract: the Pot. The Pot holds whatever those fees were paid in — tokenized stocks and ETH — and anyone holding $OFFICE may burn it for a pro-rata slice of every asset in the Pot, less a 2% exit fee that stays behind. Backing per remaining token, measured in each asset, never falls.
- Why does this happen at all?
- pons pays a launch's creator a share of every trade's fee, in the asset that market trades in. Normally the creator is a wallet. Here the creator is a contract with no owner. The office's memes are paired with tokenized stocks, so their fees ARE tokenized stocks: an NVDA meme pays in NVDA, an F meme pays in F. Many memes, one recipient, one basket. Comedy in, equities out.
- Where does the Pot's stock come from?
- Creator fees on each meme's own market, credited by pons' fee escrow to the Pot in the pair token. Anyone may call collect(), which pulls everything credited; every redemption calls it first. The Pot also accepts ETH from anyone, so donations and fees from the office's own market are booked the same way.
- What exactly happens when I redeem?
- You burn $OFFICE and receive 98% of its pro-rata claim on EACH asset the Pot holds: ETH, NVDA, F, whatever is in there. The 2% remainder stays. Because the full burned share leaves supply while only 98% of its assets leave the Pot, backing per remaining token rises with every redemption. If one stock token is paused by its issuer, redeemOnly lets you take the rest and forfeit that leg.
- Does the Pot invest, lend, or buy back?
- No. It never trades, lends, stakes, or buys its own token, and it pays no distributions. Holding it is exposure to a slowly growing basket of stock tokens and ETH earned by jokes, nothing else.
- Isn't pons' buyback toggle the same thing?
- No, and it is left off. pons' buyback spends a slice of the creator fee buying the token back and vests it over five years to the creator and to pons. Nothing reaches holders. The Pot points the same fee the other way: it becomes assets any holder can redeem.
- Who controls the contract?
- No one. There is no owner, pause, upgrade path, or parameter setter. Binding the token is permissionless and only accepts a launch whose pons record names this contract as fee recipient. The asset list is permissionless too, but admits only pair tokens pons has approved, at most 64, so nobody can push a junk token into everyone's redemption. The verified source is linked in the footer.
- Who is the largest holder?
- Filled in at launch. If the office makes an opening buy it is stated here, with the amount, and it counts in effective supply.
- Will other tokens send fees here?
- Every meme this office launches names the Pot as its creator fee recipient from the first block. That is the entire point of the office.
- What are the risks?
- Contract risk: unit and fuzz suites are public; it has not been externally audited. Issuer risk: the stock tokens can be paused or blocklisted by their issuer, which is why redeemOnly exists. Chain risk: Robinhood Chain's core contracts are upgradeable by its operator and it runs a single sequencer. Flow risk: fees depend on pons, on trading, and on people finding this funny. And the memes are memes.
- Is this like UFG?
- Yes, shamelessly. UFG is one token backed by ETH from its own fees. This is one office backed by whatever stocks its jokes were paired with, plus ETH. Same exit fee, same no-owner contract, wider basket, worse jokes on purpose.