Office of the Meme
Comedy in, equities out.
Robinhood puts a stock on chain. pons approves it as a pair. Within seconds this office launches a meme against it, with a name, a seal and a treasury of its own that the creator fees fill with that stock. Burn the meme, take the stock.
The race to graduation
every launch, ranked by how much of its curve has filled · a curve that fills graduates into a locked pool
Microwave $MICROWAVE
Venezuela is obvious. This might be even better.
USO United States Oil Fund · fees become USO
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Hivemind $HIVEMIND
Every chip, one mind. It remembers what you searched in 2014.
SKHY SK hynix · fees become SKHY
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Pure $PURE
Uncut white fiber. Never stepped on. Straight from the source.
WYFI WhiteFiber · fees become WYFI
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Trojan $TROJAN
The silicon shield. Three nanometers thin. Reusable.
TSM Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing · fees become TSM
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Treasuries
each meme's creator fees, in its stock · the same verified contract every time, with no owner · dollars at the chain's USDG mark
| Meme | Holds | Treasury | In treasury + claimable | Earned to date | A million tokens redeem for | In dollars |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | BE | 0x78db…7549 · source ↗ | — | — | — | — |
| $DIH | DELL | 0x6d56…aEC6 · source ↗ | — | — | — | — |
| — | INDA | 0xf3e4…331c · source ↗ | — | — | — | — |
| $FAT | LLY | 0xC0CC…410D · source ↗ | — | — | — | — |
| $EKITTEN | RBLX | 0x1F1e…322a · source ↗ | — | — | — | — |
| — | SHOP | 0x990B…7d60 · source ↗ | — | — | — | — |
| $HIVEMIND | SKHY | 0xfd15…B35D · source ↗ | — | — | — | — |
| $TROJAN | TSM | 0xaf38…CF0f · source ↗ | — | — | — | — |
| $MICROWAVE | USO | 0xbfDc…b90B · source ↗ | — | — | — | — |
| $PURE | WYFI | 0xA287…17E5 · source ↗ | — | — | — | — |
| Every treasury, at the chain's USDG marks | — | |||||
Burn the meme, take 98% of your share of its stock. 2% stays for the remaining holders, so the backing per token never falls. Each treasury is bound to one token and holds one stock; none of them has an owner. A redeem calls collect() first, so the claimable fees count.
Meme maths
every number here is read off the chain or is one division away from one · a dollar is the deepest USDG pool each stock has on robinhood chain
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of tokenized American equities, acquired entirely through jokes.
Every meme, divided
| Meme | Price | Market cap | Treasury | Backed | × launch | Age | Stock per hour | Graduates in |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| $MICROWAVE USO | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — |
| $HIVEMIND SKHY | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — |
| $PURE WYFI | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — |
| $EKITTEN RBLX | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — |
| $DIH DELL | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — |
| $FAT LLY | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — |
| $TROJAN TSM | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — |
backed = the treasury's stock, in dollars, over the meme's market cap · stock per hour = earned to date over the hours since launch · graduates in = what is left of the threshold at the average pace since launch, which is the only pace a stranger can recompute
Rules of the curve, as arithmetic
The marks
| Stock | One token, in dollars | Read from |
|---|---|---|
| BE Bloom Energy | — | — |
| DELL Dell | — | — |
| INDA iShares MSCI India ETF | — | — |
| LLY Eli Lilly | — | — |
| RBLX Roblox | — | — |
| SHOP Shopify | — | — |
| SKHY SK hynix | — | — |
| TSM Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing | — | — |
| USO United States Oil Fund | — | — |
| WYFI WhiteFiber | — | — |
A mark is slot0 on the deepest Uniswap v3 pool the stock has against USDG on this chain, read every ten seconds. It is not a ticker and the pools are not deep; a pool holding no liquidity at all is marked thin, and its last price is shown anyway.
Waiting
134 stocks are on chain and have no pair yet.
Robinhood has put 204 stocks on Robinhood Chain and pons has paired 70 of them. Every one of the rest has a meme already written and sealed. It launches in the block pons approves the pair, and not a block before, so the joke stays in the drawer until then.
Method
Robinhood puts a stock on chain. pons approves it as a pair. Within seconds, this office launches a meme against it, with a name, a seal, a page, and a treasury of its own that the creator fees fill with that stock.
Every token here is a fixed-supply bonding curve quoted in a tokenized stock. It graduates into a locked Uniswap v4 pool when the curve fills. No team allocation. One treasury each, and nobody controls any of them.
Comedy in, equities out.
Questions
What is this?
One meme per stock, the second pons pairs it, and one treasury per meme. Each meme's creator fees, paid in the stock it is paired with, accumulate in its own immutable treasury; anyone holding the meme may burn it for a pro-rata slice of that stock, less a 2% exit fee that stays behind. Backing per remaining token, measured in the stock, never falls.
Why does this happen at all?
pons pays a launch's creator a share of every trade's fee, in the asset that market trades in. Normally the creator is a wallet. Here the creator is a contract with no owner, so an NVDA meme's fees become NVDA that its holders can redeem. Comedy in, equities out.
Where does a treasury's stock come from?
Creator fees on that meme's own market: a creator tax on every trade plus the creator's share of the trading fee. They sit on the curve until anyone sweeps it, or it graduates, which sweeps by itself; pons' fee escrow then credits them to the treasury. Anyone may call collect(), which pulls the credited fees in; every redemption calls it first.
What exactly happens when I redeem?
You burn the meme and receive 98% of its pro-rata claim on its treasury's stock; the 2% remainder stays. Because the full burned share leaves supply while only 98% of its stock leaves the treasury, backing per remaining token rises with every redemption.
Are the treasuries connected?
No. Each is its own contract, bound to its own token, holding its own stock. Burning one meme touches one stock and nothing else.
Does a treasury invest, lend, or buy back?
No. It never trades, lends, stakes, or buys its token back, and it pays no distributions. Holding a meme here is exposure to one stock plus one fee stream, and to one joke.
Isn't pons' buyback toggle the same thing?
No, and it is left off. pons' buyback spends a slice of the creator fee buying the token back and vests it over five years to the creator and to pons. Nothing reaches holders. A treasury points the same fee the other way: it becomes stock any holder can redeem.
Who controls the contracts?
No one. There is no owner, pause, upgrade path, or parameter setter on any of them. Binding a token is permissionless and only accepts a launch whose pons record names that treasury as fee recipient. Every treasury is the same verified source, linked in the table.
What are the risks?
Contract risk: unit, fuzz and fork suites are public; not externally audited. Issuer risk: a stock token can be paused or blocklisted by its issuer. Chain risk: Robinhood Chain's core contracts are upgradeable by its operator and it runs a single sequencer. Flow risk: fees depend on pons, on trading, and on people finding this funny. And the memes are memes.
Is this like UFG?
Yes, shamelessly. UFG is one token backed by ETH from its own fees. This is that, once per stock, with worse jokes on purpose.